Another Stakeout (1993)

Richard Dreyfuss: Chris Lecce

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• [Chris and Bill have had enough of Gina] 

  Detective Chris Lecce : Here is my badge, here is my gun, and here is me, *leaving*!

• [Chris Lecce is angry with Gina Garrett because of her interference in the stakeout] 

  Chris Lecce : If this assignment gets blown, I want to go on record right now, that this is the most stupid, dimwitted, idiotic, moronic piece of putrefied garbage that I have ever in my entire professional career, ever had the displeasure of being involved with.

• Gina Garrett : So when are we inviting them over for drinks?

  Chris Lecce : Uh, Bill.

  Bill Reimers : Yes, Chris?

  Chris Lecce : Did I just hear you ask me to invite the neighbors over for drinks? The very people we are here to stake out?

  Bill Reimers : Why, no Chris, I'd never think of such a thing.

  Chris Lecce : Good to know Bill!

• [Maria and Chris are arguing, Maria meanwhile is holding a TV in her arms] 

  Chris Lecce : Now, Maria let's go over something. I came home last night.

  Maria McGuire : [nods crazily] 

  Chris Lecce : We had sex.

  Maria McGuire : [nods crazily] 

  Chris Lecce : Then I woke up and went to work like I do every morning. Now did I forget something?

  Maria McGuire : [drops the TV causing it to smash] 

  Chris Lecce : [looks down at the floor with an unbelievable expression on his face] 

  Maria McGuire : I'm leaving. And when I come back, I want you gone.

• Chris Lecce : [to Maria who's running off]  All right, all right! I'll marry you.

  Maria McGuire : [smiles wickedly and comes back to Chris and then plugs him in the stomach with her fist!]  Life is just too short.

  Chris Lecce : [doubled over gives a weak cough] 

• [Bill Reimers and Chris Lecce call to Archie (a dog) who is chasing a neighbour's cat - Archie takes no notice] 

  Bill Reimers : Come back here!

  Chris Lecce : Oh stick 'em Archie. Eat the cat!

• Captain Coldshank : Your cover is you're renting the judge's house for a month of vacation.

  Chris Lecce : As what?... friends or lovers?

• Detective Chris Lecce : I usually wait about three days before introducing myself to the people I'm staking out!

• Assistant D.A. Gina Garrett : I'll miss you guys, a little. I am going to sue for custody, though.

  Detective Chris Lecce : [Pointing to Bill]  Of him? Take him, he irritates the hell out of me.

• Chris Lecce : This guy's got a gun. Not a lawyer.