Saved by the Bell: The College Years (1993–1994)
Kiersten Warren: Alex Tabor
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Quotes
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[AlexX chickens out on getting a tattoo]
Alex : I couldn't do it. You're not mad, are you?
Slater : Of course I'm mad! I got this dumb, idiotic tattoo for YOU.
Alex : I'm really sorry. I'll make it up to you. What do you want me to do?
Slater : I'll tell you what I want you to do. You and I are gonna go to the Sylvester Stallone Film Festival next weekend. We're gonna see every movie he ever made.
Alex : Even "Rocky"?
Slater : Yup, 1 through 5.
Alex : I'll go get the tattoo.
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Alex : Emotional? Women are not emotional!
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Slater : Has anybody ever been to a funeral before?
Screech : I have.
Slater : What are you supposed to do?
Screech : Well, all the loved ones gathered around the grave. Then we put his rubber chew toys and his bowl in with him and buried him under his favorite tree.
Alex : Awww... how old was your dog?
Screech : What dog? I'm talking about Grampa Powers.
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Professor Hemmings : This is pathetic! I want every other row to stand up.
[every other row stands]
Professor Hemmings : This is how many of my students are going to fail my class - - fifty percent.
Alex : Excuse me, Professor Hemmings, but... would that be the half that are sitting OR the half that are standing?
Professor Hemmings : [smiles] We'll soon find out, won't we.