Unforgiven (1992)

Walter Marsh: Barber

Quotes 

• English Bob : [discussing the assassination of President Garfield]  Well there's a dignity royalty. A majesty that precludes the likelihood of assassination. If you were to point a pistol at a king or a queen your hands would shakes as though palsied.

  Barber : Oh I wouldn't point no pistol at nobody sir.

  English Bob : Well that's a wise policy, as wise policy. But if you did. I can assure you, if you did, that the sight of royalty would cause you to dismiss all thoughts of bloodshed and you would stand... how shall I put it? In awe. Now, a president... well I mean...

  [chuckles] 

  English Bob : why not shoot a president.

• English Bob : This Strawberry Alice person, tell me again.

  Barber : Down the street and across. Greely's Beer Garden and Billiard Parlour. Just ask for Alice; say you want a game of billiards.

  English Bob : Even though I don't really wish to play.

  Barber : They burned the table in '78 for firewood.

  English Bob : Quite right. Quite right.