Chaplin (1992)

Robert Stephens: Ted the Drunk

Quotes 

• [Chaplin enters a London pub. Immediately, he is recognised] 

  Ted the Drunk : Well! Here's someone who's had a good war!

  Working Man : Yeah, didn't see him in the bleedin' army!

  Ted the Drunk : Come to stare at the animals, Charlie?

  Working Man : Oh, go and sit down, Ted, and give your mouth a rest!

  Charlie Chaplin : I just came in for a quiet drink. Here, have one on me.

  Ted the Drunk : You have one on me, Mr. Charlie fucking Chaplin!

  [he throws his drink at him, Chaplin dodges it]