Braindead (1992)

Ian Watkin: Uncle Les

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Quotes 

• Uncle Les : Ahhh, so you found your father's old stag movies, didn't ya?

• Uncle Les : Is that the one with the donkey and the chambermaid?

• Uncle Les : Christ! What a stink!

  Lionel Cosgrove : Uh... yeah. A dog must have uh, crawled under the house and died.

• Uncle Les : She's history! I know what to do, I've read the comics! Total... bodily... dismemberment!

• [Several dozen zombies are advancing] 

  Uncle Les : There's thousands of them!

• Uncle Les : [Wielding a knife and a cleaver and faced with a horde of zombies]  Step right up you greebo bastards!

• Uncle Les : [to Paquita]  Ooh I bet you go off like a rocket!

• Uncle Les : That's someone doing the business!