Brain Donors (1992)

John Savident: Edmund Lazlo

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Quotes 

• Flakfizer : Let's step outside and settle this like men!

  Lazlo : We are outside.

  Flakfizer : OK, let's step inside and settle it like women.

• [Wondering where Flakfizer has hidden his lover] 

  Lazlo : Ah! Your suite!

  Roland T. Flakfizer : You're pretty terrific yourself.

• Roland T. Flakfizer : And she looks like she's about 15.

  Lazlo : No, no, no.

  Roland T. Flakfizer : OK, 14 then. In fact I know she's 14, because I was dating her a year ago.

• Lazlo : [upon discovering that the doctors were the three men in disguise]  Aha! So you were the doctors!

  Rocco : No we're not them. We're somebody else. The men you're looking for are our identical twin brothers, and you'll never see us together, 'cause we love the same women!

• Lazlo : I will do whatever is best for the ballet!

  Roland T. Flakfizer : Well, there's no reason to commit suicide.

• Roland T. Flakfizer : To show you no hard feelings, how about a cigar?

  Lazlo : I don't smoke!

  Roland T. Flakfizer : Well, I do. Why don't you run out and get me one?