- Bobby Generic: Hush little baby, don't say a word, mama's gonna buy you a mocking bird, and if that mocking bird don't sing... I'm gonna rip off his feathers and tear off his wings!
- [at a wedding, after someone points him the best man:]
- Bobby Generic: If he's the best man, why isn't she marrying him?
- [repeated line]
- Uncle Ted Genetic: Hey Bob-O. You know what time it is?
- Bobby Generic: Uh, noogie time?
- Uncle Ted Genetic: You're right - it's *noogie* time!