Talkin' Dirty After Dark (1991)
Rodney Winfield: Rudy Rae
Quotes
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Rudy Ray : It oughta be a law against two ugly people fucking, 'cause they bringing another ugly person in the world. And if you don't believe, me follow a ugly person home. Somebody ugly gonna answer the door, or won't nobody answer the door 'cause don't nobody wanna live with an ugly motherfucker.
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Rudy Ray : [answers phone] Hello? Dukie's no-funny-ass Comedy Club.
Bigg : Is my woman there?
Rudy Ray : Your who?
Bigg : Come on, man, don't play with me. You know who she is. Put her on the phone.
Rudy Ray : I don't know who she is. It's 400 people here and 350 of 'em is ugly. Is she ugly?
Bigg : Homie, I don't play that! Put my woman on the phone right now, punk!
Rudy Ray : This is some prank-ass call.
[hangs up phone]
Bigg : Why'd you do that? You know Black people have high blood pressure. Now, why you want to do that and piss me off? Ahh!
[hangs up the phone]