Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (1991) Poster

Josh Charles: Bryan

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  • Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell : I am NOT working at the big top from hell for pocket money. My mother's out of town for a while and I've got my brothers and sister to feed. And nobody's going to hire a teenager to do anything that's not disgusting. Why can't I get a job at some nice clean office?

    Bryan : Why don't you just quit?

  • Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell : You have a lot of deliveries today?

    Bryan : I am the stork of fast food.

  • Bryan : Not exactly your dream job, eh?

    Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell : Got that right. You think I woke up this morning and said, 'Gee, I'd love to scrub fat vats! I'd love to smile and work with raw meat'?

  • Bryan : I'd respect your privacy more if you weren't so secretive.

    Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell : Well I'd tell you more if you didn't want to know so much.

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