Does This Mean We're Married? (1991 TV Movie)

Patsy Kensit: Deena

Quotes 

• Deena : Look, if we don't pull this through, I get deported. But you - get a prison sentence and a one hundred thousand franc fine.

  Nick : For what? Not being in love with my wife? Ha ha. Half the population would be in jail.

• Deena : [seeing Nick in bed with yet another woman]  Oh my god, another one! You're an AIDS epidemic waiting to happen.

• Deena : I once dated this method actor who changed personality with each part. Our relationship kind of fell apart when he got cast as Henry VIII.