- Eli Smith: I can't believe you. Here we are trapped like idiots and all you can think of is pressing that stupid button.
- Lennie Smith: You're not my boss.
- [clicks bomb remote while singing]
- Lennie Smith: Now he's hamburger.
- [clicks remote]
- Lennie Smith: Now he's not.
- [clicks remote]
- Lennie Smith: Now he's hamburger.
- [clicks remote]
- Lennie Smith: Now he's not.
- TV Play-by-Play Announcer: Welcome everyone to the Pontiac Silverdome, where the Green Bay Packers are about to take on the division-leading Detroit Lions!
- Green Bay Football Coach: Which would you put first, coach? Family or football?
- Green Bay Football Coach: Are you kidding? Football's my life.
- Chickie Devlin: We're gonna find it, and when we do-...
- Hal Devlin: That's enough, son. I do the threatening in this family.
- Lennie Smith: What's the matter with you, Eli, didn't you have a dog when you were a kid?
- Eli Smith: What's next? Save the Whales?
- Chuckie Devlin: Can I keep him Dad? Can I?
- [Everyone gives Hal a "Hmmm" expression]
- Hal Devlin: Sure, son. Just as soon as we have him neutered.
- [Bingo gives a worried look]