Jon Lovitz: Chula
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Quotes
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T.R. Chula : [singing] The itsy bitsy spider caught a mouse in its web, the itsy bitsy spider bit off the mouse's head.
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Cat R. Waul : [after pulling to activate a trap door on stage which an opera singing mouse falls into] Terrible! Terrible! Absolutely, positively apalling. I must have a voice to match the occulence of this sal...
[Fievel, scrambles up behind Cat R. Waul, picks up a fork and stabs him in the butt]
Cat R. Waul : OON!
[Jumps out of his clothes through the ceiling to an upper level saloon where a lady grabs him]
Lady at Saloon : Oh, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy! Pussy pussy! Oh, pussy!
[Wriggles out, falls down the hole back into his clothes on the stage]
Cat R. Waul : Humans! Yeeuk. So shiny and pleh!
[to Chula]
Cat R. Waul : Right. I want the subversive who tried to asassinate me found.
T.R. Chula : I just love findin' subversives. Boss, what's a subversive?
Cat R. Waul : Someone who doesn't have very long to live.
[Fievel, with his shirt caught on the needle of a record player, tries to run and plays some music, which Cat R. Waul notices]
Cat R. Waul : Ah. If it isn't my diminuitive friend from the train.
Fievel : Cat R. Waul! I heard what you said about the Mouseburgers, and I'm gonna tell everyone. I'm gonna get Wily Burp. Cause he's the law.
Cat R. Waul : The Wily Burp?
[the saloon erupts in laughter]
Cat R. Waul : That quaint historical figure?
[Cat R. Waul picks him up on a fork]
Cat R. Waul : Simply put, Mouseling. I am the law here. And you are a mere hors d'oeuvre.
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Additional Voices : I saw you cheating. You played your last hand, Chula.
T.R. Chula : I don't think so. I have seven more, dog chow!
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[Fievel is running along the bottom of the train; T. R. Chula sneaks up from below]
T.R. Chula : Mouse overboard!
Fievel : Where?
T.R. Chula : I just love the "flying aah!"
[grabs Fievel by the leg and throws him overboard]
Fievel : Aah!
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Cat R. Waul : Right, I want the subversive who attempted to assassinate me found.
T.R. Chula : I just love finding subversives! Hey, boss, what's a subversive?
Cat R. Waul : Someone who doesn't have very long to live.
