- Jessica Slocum: [in front of audience in school play] Wait a minute; have a heart. Santa doesn't... Santa doesn't...
- Nicholas: [whispering to Jessica on stage] ... doesn't know where to start.
- Jessica Slocum: [continues] Santa doesn't know where to start. Solving problems is not his line. It's everyone's - it's yours, it's mine. So if it's the world you want to save, you have to be a lot more brave. So don't put it all on Santa, or some little elf. This is something you do yourself!
- Lora: [sarcastic] Nice dress, Jessica.
- Jessica Slocum: [sarcastic] You too, Lora. I must have told a hundred girls how good they look in THAT outfit.