I Love You to Death (1990)

Kevin Kline: Joey

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Quotes 

• Joey Boca : When somebody shoot you in the head it make you think.

• Joey Boca : I cheated on my wife.

  Priest : You committed adultery?

  Joey Boca : Yes

  Priest : How many times?

  Joey Boca : Uh... 5 times the last 2 weeks... wait, no, that's wrong... it was uh... it was uh, 4 times this week, uh... with 3 women, and uh... 3 times last week with 2 other women... wow... plus one of the women from this week was the same as last week... or maybe 2 of the women was the same... so uh... I guess that uh... makes uh... what, uh... I dunno, 7 times... I mean it was more than uh... 7 times, father, it was, it was more like uh... 10 or 12 times but, you know, it was like on uh... 7 different occasions uh... only with 5 different women uh... uh... but uh... some of the women eh... more than once uh... some of them, quite a few times uh... in fact uh... it's hard to say father, I, I didn't exactly keep count but uh... uh, let let's say a dozen times in the last 2 weeks, uh... give or take a few times...

• Lt. Larry Schooner : Jesus!

  Devo Nod : What?

  Lt. Larry Schooner : What the hell's going on here?

  Rosalie Boca : What's wrong?

  Sgt. Carlos Wiley : What is it?

  Lt. Larry Schooner : He's been shot in the head!

  Nadja : Ah!

  Rosalie Boca : Oh!

  Devo Nod : Really.

  Joey Boca : What.

  Nadja : No wonder he has headache!

  Lt. Larry Schooner : Headache? he's got a bullet in him! Carlos, get an ambulance over here right away.

  [see's Devo sneaking away] 

  Lt. Larry Schooner : Devo!

  Devo Nod : ...I was gonna get a band-aid... for Joey...

• Lacey : Joey, if you're such a good Catholic, why do you commit adultery?

  Joey Boca : I'm a man; I got a lot of hormones in my body.

• Joey Boca : Rosalie!

  Rosalie Boca : What?

  Joey Boca : I feel better now. I had a good crap. That's all I needed.

• Joey Boca : C'mon ladies, let's go... Monnnnnopoleeee!"

• Joey Boca : Mo... no... poly.