Alice (1990)

Alec Baldwin: Ed

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Quotes 

• Ed : "Thou shalt not commit adultery," Alice. That's not my line. I read it.

• Alice : How many women have you made love to?

  Ed : Enough. But you're the only one who ever seriously thought of being a nun.

• Alice : You didn't have to insult my mother!

  Ed : She was a third-rate actress and she should keep her infantile ideas on politics to herself.

  Alice : She could've been a big star. And she's smart. And she was right not to understand your paintings. And she was right about you being a - a communist.

• Ed : Do I sense trouble in paradise?

• Ed : I know how to relax you, Alice. I know all the good spots and there are plenty of 'em.

  [laughs] 

• Ed : I sold a picture.

  Alice : You did? That's great! Which one?

  Ed : The nude of you.

  Alice : - Oh, really?

  Ed : Stop looking so grim. You're beautiful without clothes.