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Lt. Amos : You think you are so hot 'cos you get in all the clubs, heh? Just because you have sex with great looking women...
Ford Fairlane : You got to admit those are pretty good reasons...
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Lt. Amos : Are you calling me an asshole, asshole?
Ford Fairlane : No, I'm calling you an anus, anus.
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Lt. Amos : Two words. "Disco Express."
Ford Fairlane : Disco Express? They blew dog. And that lead singer, he kinda looked like...
Lt. Amos : Like ME, right?
Ford Fairlane : Yeah. I was gonna say he looked like shit, but... he looked like you.
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Lt. Amos : I can't believe anybody can have so much fucking fun in a funeral, Fairlane.
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Lt. Amos : See, that's the difference between a great investigator like me, and a piece of spam like you.
Ford Fairlane : Spam? You're a piece of spam. That's what I think of you.
Lt. Amos : No, I call you a piece of spam, 'cos that's what you are.
Ford Fairlane : Spam.