The Wizard (1989)

Jenny Lewis: Haley

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Quotes 

• Haley : [shouts]  Aaaaaaaah! He touched my breast!

• Haley : Hi, I'm Haley. If you don't tell me what you're doing, I'm going to scream.

  Corey : Could you scream quietly?

  Haley : What do you think I'm stupid?

• [about her mom] 

  Haley : She packed it in. She was a showgirl. Great legs. I got her legs, what do you think?

• Corey : It's like the Adventures of Link. He has to find Zelda, you have to find a house. Same difference!

  Haley : Boy, is THAT sexist.

  Corey : It's not sexist! It's... romantic.

• Haley : What's his problem?

  Corey : Jimmy's just shy.

  Haley : Shy a few bricks I'd say.

  Corey : No he's okay. He just kicked ass on Double Dragon.

• Lucas : Pick any game you want. I'm good at all of 'em. I've got 97 of 'em.

  Haley : You know all 97 of them?

• Haley : [Corey tries to kiss Haley but gets shoved down]  I know what you were trying to do and you can just forget it. There is no way. I am not kissing a boy.

  Corey : A girl maybe?

  Haley : You smart ass!

  [Grabs Corey and kisses him] 

• Haley : You're a quitter Corey! And I don't care if you did like me! Your attitude sucks!

  [Corey looks confused] 

  Corey : You wanted me to like you?

  Haley : [ruefully]  Not anymore.

  [Haley turns and walks away] 

  Corey : [disappointed]  Great!

• Haley : Corey! You're so *thick*!

• Corey : Where are we?

  Haley : Does it matter? We're broke.

  Corey : Oh yeah you're telling me! You're the one with all the trucker friends, the one who knows all the codes.

  Haley : I got you this far, didn't I?

  Corey : Oh, I don't even know where "this" is!

  Haley : A lot of faith you got.

  Corey : Oh will you stop Haley? I mean we don't have any money. Aren't you just a little scared?

  Haley : I don't get scared! Now give me the four bucks you're holding out on.

  Corey : What?

  Haley : You flashed 21, you stashed four from the change at lunch. They didn't get it because you put it in your shorts. Now dish it up!

  Corey : You're getting awful personal you know.

• Haley : I don't get scared.

  Corey : [puts on mask]  Never?

  [Haley punches him]