UHF (1989)

Sue Ane Langdon: Aunt Esther

Quotes 

• Esther Bilchik : [after Harvey gets home from playing poker, referring to the piece of paper in his pocket]  What's this?

  Harvey Bilchik : Oh, it's the deed to channel 62. I won it with a pair of sevens. I was bluffing.

  Esther Bilchik : Channel 62? Never heard of it.

  Harvey Bilchik : I'm not surprised. More people watch the fish tank at Leo's pet store.

• Esther Bilchik : [to George, who is at the punch bowl trying to pour punch into a poodle's mouth]  Oh George, would you come here a second?

  [without thinking about this, George just drops the poodle into the punch bowl and walks away] 

• Esther Bilchik : [as Harvey is leaving, unbeknownst to her to sell U62, the phone rings. She picks up]  Hello?

  [Happily] 

  Esther Bilchik : Ohhhhh! Hi, George!

  [as she listens to him, her demeanor turns sour] 

  Esther Bilchik : He WHAT?

  [She then turns towards the front door] 

  Esther Bilchik : [Cut to the outside where Harvey was about to get in the cab, she yells from the house]  HARVEY BILCHICK! GET IN HERE!

  [He gestures for the cabbie to wait, then turns back to the house]