- Swamp Thing: Me? Your Boyfriend?
- Abby Arcane: Why not?
- Swamp Thing: You said it yourself: I'm a plant.
- Abby Arcane: That's okay, I'm a vegetarian.
- Abby Arcane: Immortality? Yuk! What did you do, sell your soul to the devil?
- Dr. Anton Arcane: More like a lease with an option to buy.
- Gunn: Come on, baby, it's time to play doctor.
- Abby Arcane: Betcha can't guess my favourite operation.
- Gunn: What's that, baby?
- Abby Arcane: A vasectomy!
- [knees him on the groin]
- Abby Arcane: [after experiencing psyching sex with Swamp Thing] Was it real?
- Swamp Thing: As real, as you want it to be.
- Omar: So that means you'll let us go, right?
- Gunn: Wrong.
- Swamp Thing: [appears out of nowhere] Right!