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4/10
Funny and ridiculous!
tarbosh2200030 January 2012
Warning: Spoilers
Bud McCall (Prior) is a good cop. But he was framed on a drug charge and sent to prison. The only person that believes he's innocent is his hot wife Sharon (Lunde). His cellmate turns out to be none other than Eddy Lee (Wong), a trained Martial Artist. Bud's main goal is to testify against Vincent Ciccetti (Barbi), the man that put him in prison. That would end his nefarious Mafia dealings, as well as clear Bud's good name. To prevent this from happening, Ciccetti sends out crime lord Tony Marino (Zarindast) and his goons to take down Bud. However, Tony and Bud were in 'Nam together and have a history. So who will win out: The gangsters over here, the gangsters over there, or the newest, most heroic crimefighting duo in town: HARDCASE AND FIST? Not to be confused with Hardcastle and McCormick, from the opening shot of Hardcase and Fist, you know you're in for a completely inept treat. The amateurish cinematic stylings of Tony Zarindast must be seen. While he doesn't quite reach the heights of fellow traveler Amir Shervan, Zarindast certainly creates a silly world of his own, probably unintentionally.

Ted Prior, in a fairly unusual non-AIP role, has a killer mullet and also sports a beard, which is a change for him. He has strong screen presence as always, but he whispers/mumbles his lines. Add to that the fact that Carter Wong has serious issues with the English language, as does Zarindast, and the sound on this movie is horrible (it sounds like the actors are in a tin can in a bathroom). So from an audio standpoint, Hardcase and Fist leaves a lot to be desired. On the pure stupidity factor, this movie is pretty high up there - for the prison sections of the film, try to imagine a DUMBER Bloodfist 3 (1992). Let's just put it this way: The warden's name is Borden. That's right, Warden Borden. The sight of this man certainly would strike fear into the heart of any new prisoner.

As far as Carter Wong is concerned, despite his English deficiencies, he more than makes up for it with a panoply of hilarious faces and gestures, not to mention noises. It seems he can't hit an opponent without belting out a hearty "Bllooooaaeeeeeaahhhh!!!!" As far as his acting ability, he's from the same school as Leo Fong and Don "The Dragon" Wilson in the wooden-monotone sweepstakes. However, it's great company to be in. Plus, there's a pre-Mike Tyson ear bite. So...there's that.

The eternal question of who exactly was the boss on "Who's The Boss?" kept viewers debating for years with their own theories, which kept the show going in the hearts and minds of viewers for decades, ensuring its longevity. It truly was a shrewd move for the writers of that show. Truly Tony Zarindast had the same ploy in mind for the power-team of Hardcase and Fist, because it is never actually explained who is Hardcase and who is Fist. Neither of those names are uttered in the movie. So its up for viewer debate: Is Ted Prior Hardcase? Or is he Fist? What about Carter Wong? He makes a good (hard)case for having the title of Fist...or maybe it's a surprise move: TONY ZARINDAST! Or maybe it's Beano as Bruno (don't you dare confuse them). We welcome your theories on why you think who is who.

Other highlights include a killer aerobics scene (we're suckers for those) and the great song by Debbie Tucciarone, "I'll Be Coming Back". Also, Fritz Matthews is credited as a stuntman.

For a funny, ridiculous good time that only could have been confected in the golden year of 1989, and released by Forum on VHS back in the day, don't hesitate to pick up Hardcase and Fist.
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5/10
Worth it to see Wong in a lead role
udar5526 March 2022
Cop Bud McCall (Ted Prior) is framed for selling drugs and sent to the big house. Once inside he befriends cell mate Eddy Lee (Carter Wong) - another man doing time for being principled - and they watch each others backs. McCall has a price on his head since he is going to testify against a mob boss. But when a hit attempt takes place during a prison transfer, he finds an unlikely ally in Tony Marino (writer-producer-director Tony Zarindast), a hitman who he served with in Vietnam (weird since the age difference between Prior and Zarindast is 148 years).

This is my fourth viewing from the Iranian born auteur Zarindast and might be the most memorable. That is probably due to the fact it has Prior, Wong and explosions. Oh my. This feels like an Action International flick, but that is probably due to the casting of AIP mainstay Prior. It is rare to see Wong in a leading role in an American made action flick and I'll admit I couldn't understand half of what he was saying (you will now understand why he had five words of dialogue in Big Trouble in Little China). Of course, it is his flying fists that got him the gig and he excels there. It is one of those movies where five guys with shotguns will suddenly surround him and then attack one by one. Also featuring the aptly named Beano as a chubby hitman.
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1/10
appalling
servo-915 February 1999
This film is atrocious, even by the abysmal standards of Tony Zarindast. Hardcase and Fist are two crimefighters with very different styles - Hardcase is a gun-toting, maverick-yet-somehow-by-the-book white cop, while Fist is an enigmatic, inscrutable Chinese martial arts expert who eschews the use of firearms in line with the best traditions of movie cliche. They learn to respect each other's strength and virtue after the usual initial mutual suspicion. The two team up to defeat some implausibly incompetent, classically Zarindastesque bad guys who have kidnapped somebody, or something like that.

Watch out for the brilliantly choreographed gunfight towards the end of the movie when our heroes attack the bad guys' "base" (a bunch of rundown shacks in the middle of some waste ground). It runs thus: Hardcase walks along blithely, gun in hand; single bad guy jumps out from behind a building and shoots twice; misses; Hardcase shoots once; kills bad guy; repeat about 15 times as Hardcase draws closer to whatever the hell it is he's looking for. Best moment: the climactic car chase, which begins with Hardcase in a small car pursuing the chief bad guy, who is driving a station wagon. In the middle of the action, with no explanation offered, the bad guy is suddenly in the small car, and Hardcase is in the station wagon. The chase ends with the bad guy crashing his car into a small river. He emerges from the car on fire, wades through the water to the shore, and promptly burns to death (in slow motion). The awfulness of this movie is so complete, so perfect in every respect, that Tony Zarindast may well be the greatest comedic genius of our time.
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1/10
Tony Zarindast's Disasters
rtpinto25 May 2007
In 1976, while in a drama academy in Los Angeles, I had the misfortune to be chosen by Mr. Zarindast to act in the film (and I use the term loosely) Kill Alex, Kill. Mr. Zarindast is not one to be stopped by minor details, such as substituting me with someone who had no resemblance whatsoever with me or my character(?). I was never given a script o read, not even the page with the scene in which I was about to appear. My character kills "Alex" in the end of the story an drives away. All this substitution took place while I was in South America and was recalled to film additional scenes, after shooting had ended. I could not help Mr. Zarindast finance his own movie when I was never paid one dime, so I declined to come. I had never seen the film until, in 2003, browsing the internet I found a copy of it in a movie warehouse in Conroe, Texas. I am sure that I purchased the only copy of this disaster ever sold. While filming I thought that my acting was terrible ad unworthy of participating in any home production, let alone a real one. After seeing the tape in 2003, I realized that I was not the worst actor... Mr. Zarindast was. That being said, why would I be surprised at any negative comment towards any of his productions/directions/acting/screen-writings/etc.
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2/10
Mediocre attempt at filmmaking with laughable results
Captain_Couth5 October 2003
My cousin rented this movie when he was staying over one night. This movie is a howler. The acting, budget and fight scenes are bad. My father had a hoot making all of us laugh with his witty observations. Come to think of it, this makes a great party movie. Bad acting, sloppy direction and lame chop socky= Great party movie.

Recommended for party viewing. Those brave enough to view it alone will truly be dissapointed.

C

Another hit or miss, a case of hit or miss... -The Damned
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1/10
Circus Is In Town
saint_brett13 December 2022
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Movie starts out with, who is that, Sho Kosugi? Or, is it that Raiden fella from 'Big Trouble in Little China?' "Master, you're turning into flesh." He's making all these John Kreese noises and acting a mental case while locked in his prison cell.

Some intro.

All he did was exhale bad breath and carried on like a mental patient.

No wonder it's called 'Nutcase & New Fish' as Ted Prior is entering Eastern State Penitentiary and being prepped.

What looks like Christian Bale, from 'The Fighter,' is an undercover policeman who double-crossed Tony Bennett in a drug exchange gone wrong so he's set up to take the fall and sent to a colonial prison for convicts.

With pretty hair like his I'm sure he'll be a much sought-after star attraction in these chambers.

Suffering from burnout, Michael Dudikoff thinks he's either Tango, or Cash and is placed in his new living quarters with the guy who has bad breath.

This guy thinks he's The Duck from 'Convoy.'

Yellow flag at the 11:15-minute mark! Ultra fluffy boom mic in frame alert!

I can't understand one word the guy with bad breath is saying.

This guy thinks he's Kurt Russell from 'The Thing.'

Day one in prison and already Nut bag & Fist bolt bash up the Three Sisters in the outdoor gym. It's quickly broken up by the tower guard and they're not sent to solitary.

Elevator mall music sets the tone as this Liberace pimp establishes himself as the Big Boss Gaddafi in this.

What's with the annoying atmospheric music in the background?

This guy thinks he's Billy Ray Cyrus.

Is there even a storyline to this? Could somebody inform me what it is?

This guy thinks he's Richard Norton.

Stock footage of the Korean war torments Gaddafi as he holds a lady's handgun to his head. Is that a .39 Charter Arm?

Was that Uncle Leo?

Here we go - Sharon Stone is doing Tae Bo in lycra red as some unmasked Leatherface starts stalking her. He's got maniacal clown hair. Her name actually is Sharon in this! I'm on point today! My scriptures ring true. This is why I'm IMDb's #1 go-to guy online!

Back in his prison cell, Richard Marx, with a month's stubble, serves his time for that hazard incident. (So, he must have killed her after all?) We learn that Bad Breath murdered a Pork Chop Express truck driver and that he was sent to life without parole.

Round two sees Bog's and the Three Sisters smoked a second time in under a minute.

The background music in this is choppy, distorted and annoying.

This guy thinks he's Chuck Norris.

He's only spent two days on the inside and already he's talking about being freed on an early release program.

Him and Bad Breath are exchanged to another prison while elsewhere Sharon's been abducted by a corrupt policeman, who will hold her for ransom no doubt.

This movie's pulse needs checking.

Richard Pryor pulls a gun on MacGyver and starts thinking about Korea again. Did I tell you this guy looks like Richard Dean Anderson?

Hotfoot and Bad Breath escape out of prison, with the assistance of Colonel Gaddafi, then all the movie's budget was spent on this high-speed car chase which makes 'Bullet' look like it was filmed in slow motion.

The unmasked Leatherface shows up again with his hooley dooley hair. A train blocks his path. He's the same creep who was stalking Sharon. You don't see him after this scene as he was probably a "high in demand" actor at the time and cast in multiple other projects?

Tommy Gunn shows up and punches the ground.

Cars go flying through the air.

The movie still has no storyline.

I'm eating a packet of original crisps.

The cabin from 'Evil Dead' makes a cameo.

This guy thinks he's Barry Gibb.

Gaddafi and what's-his-name have Hall & Oats hair.

Wayne Newton holds up polaroid's of Sharon as a bargaining tool to draw MacGyver out as Gaddafi cops one fatally.

What the hell? Censorship at the one hour and four-minute mark as this guy's set on fire? They're gonna blur that out with a smoke screen? (Didn't 'Tokyo Gore Police' censor a soccer game scene that was played with a human head? Yeah, they pixelated the severed head if I recall correctly. )

You know what this movie reminds me of? A 'Road Runner' episode with that idiot Wile E who kept lining himself up to be murdered at every turn. These baddies just keep coming. They're only in this movie to make up the numbers and add to the murder count.

The guy with bad breath does a number on Dennis Weaver.

I've still got 22-minutes of this garbage to go!

Bad Breath and Breckin Meyer depart ways and Raiden gets some Chinese. She eats fire and exposes herself in public. MacGyver shows up again and a barroom brawl erupts.

Bad Breath fights the Asian version of Tom Cochrane. Remember him? This guy has dry scarecrow hair.

This movie is a crime against humanity.

Ever seen a cowboy wearing a fedora? Then watch this movie.

Ever seen kung fu cowboys? Then watch this movie.

What about kung fu snooker players?

Rodeo bad boys?

Just hurry up and end, please.

Stanley from 'IT' just got smoked.

Does this ever end?

Nothing is resolved at the end of this movie. What's-his-name plays chicken with Liberace. He crashes and burns alive and is left to suffer while begging for mercy. After the end credits roll they would have been rounded up in the long haul and sent back to prison with an extension added to their stay with concurrent sentences and consequences. They're just common criminals who would have been sent to a maximum facility after all this with no chance of parole.

This movie should be lethally injected.
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10/10
One of the greatest action movies of all time!!!
wmikulik14 February 2002
Once again Director/ Producer/ Actor/ Writer/ Editor/ Cinematographer Tony Zarindast has shown us the depths of his movie making skills in this Action Movie Classic. Hardcase and Fist has everything a hardcore action movie fan craves for; Good Guys you cheer for (Bud McCall and Eddy Lee) and Bad Guys you despise (Vincent and his cronies), exotic beauties (Maureen LaVette, Christina Lunde, Debra Lamb), a captivating story written by Tony Zarindast which has so many twists and turns that you'll be at the edge of your seat for the full 90 minutes, non-stop heart pounding ACTION!! Action sequences that never seem to end, and of course a terrific acting performance by Tony Zarindast who co-stars as Bud McCall's Lovable Vietnam War Veteran buddy `Tony Marino' he brings us maybe one of the best acting performances of ALL TIME. I give this movie a 10/10. So if there is one movie you must see make it Hardcase and Fist. Thank you TONY ZARINDAST for making this action movie classic you truly are a movie making LEGEND.
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10/10
Good Movie
rags-2126 August 2005
A friend of mine has the movie and so we looked at it. I really liked the movie. I really liked the part were the house Blow up when he picked up that grenade to throw it back out. Also when the guy was shot between his legs while on the roof--Cool. We all enjoyed it and liked it. I am going to get my own copy. Also since that time I have seen other movies that Victor Von Wright, has played in and they also were very good. Some may say other wise about this movie, however I have found that some people try to pick apart anything and everything. Nevertheless, we all enjoyed the movie and there were about 15 of us watching it. Good Movie.
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Two guys against the mob
lor_12 April 2023
My review was written in June 1989 after watching the film on Forum video cassette.

Routine action pic has its moments, making for a decent video title pitting mafia against two cons (the title combo).

Ted Prior is an L. A. cop framed by the mob but ordered rubbed out in prison so as not to spill the beans to the FBI about a mafia chieftain. His old Vietnam vet buddy Teddy (played by the filmmaker Tony Zarindast) is ordered to carry out the hit, but decides to help Prior and his martial arts expert cellmate Carter Wong escape instead.

Film loses credibility as Zarindast and his girlfriend Maureen Lavette tag along with the cons as Good Samaritans until gettig conveninetly wiped out in a siege by gangsters.

In addition to good stuntwork, best thing about the film is Zarindast's canny casting of beautiful women, especially Christina Lunde as Prior's girlfriend. Plotting is too loose to be riveting, notably the cavalier treatment of Wong's wife, Debra Lamb, who is talked about a lot, finally shown doing a striptease in a nightclub and cryptically dropped from the story.

Tech credits are up to par except variable sound.
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