Get Smart, Again! (1989 TV Movie)

Kenneth Mars: Cmdr. Drury

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Williams : Commander, it's Agent Beamish.

  Cmdr. Drury : Verify.

  Williams : [we see a skeleton X-ray]  It's him sir.

  Cmdr. Drury : Activate the door.

  Beamish : [entering]  What's up, sir?

  Cmdr. Drury : The fate of the world, the president's blood pressure, and you. Sit down.

• Cmdr. Drury : The fate of the civilized world depends upon you.

  Maxwell Smart : What about our side, sir?

• Cmdr. Drury : Smart, you appear to be in pretty good shape, do you work out?

  Maxwell Smart : I jog one hundred miles every day! Would you believe it? One hundred miles!

  Cmdr. Drury : I find that hard to believe.

  Maxwell Smart : Would you believe fifty?

  Cmdr. Drury : No!

  Maxwell Smart : How about two push ups and a deep breath?

• Cmdr. Drury : They can produce acid rain, destroy all our crops, and pollute our water.

  Maxwell Smart : [Incredulously]  You mean they can do that better than we're doing it now?

• Beamish : What's up, sir?

  Cmdr. Drury : The fate of the world, the President's blood presure and you! Sit down, sit down.

• Cmdr. Drury : [on phone]  This is the single most important telephone call you will ever receive. The fate of the world depends upon you.

  Maxwell Smart : [on shoephone]  Could you hold that thought for a second sir, someone's coming.

  [Max moves off as a coffin slides by] 

  Cmdr. Drury : He put the world on hold.

• Maj. Waterhouse : The Cone of Silence. It's an obsolete anti-bugging device.

  Maxwell Smart : Well, it's not really obsolete, sir. as a matter of fact, I bought one at the Control garage sale, it's hanging over my bed.

  Cmdr. Drury : Over your bed?

  Maxwell Smart : I talk in my sleep.

• Cmdr. Drury : Now Smart, remember, KAOS will do everything in it's power to try to stop you. You'll be in imminent danger and constant jeopardy, facing death at every turn.

  Maxwell Smart : And... loving it!

• Maxwell Smart : It's the old, old Trojan horse trick.

  Cmdr. Drury : That could work... 99, are you sure this isn't your idea?

  Agent 99 : No, it was Max's.