Cousins (1989)

Keith Coogan: Mitch

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Quotes 

• Mitch : So, how did your big date go last night?

  Vince : Can you keep a secret?

  Mitch : Yeah. Sure.

  Vince : So can I.

• Aunt Sofia : You still want to kill people?

  Mitch : Na, they're too stupid.

  Aunt Sofia : You're telling me - your grandfather's marrying the Bermuda Triangle!

• Mitch : [at the funeral]  So, Grandpa, how come you didn't come to the church?

  Vince : God makes me nervous when you get him indoors - besides, I don't like to see people in their coffins. They always look so much smaller without their spirits.

• Tish : Have you ever tried to put panty hose on with wet nails?

  Mitch : It's a bitch.

• Tish : I'm just trying to help, Mitchie. I could give you the girl's point of view.

  Mitch : Tish, kiss my squirrel!

  Larry : Hey, hey, we will have no squirrel kissing here tonight.