Cousins (1989)

Alex Bruhanski: Herbie

Quotes 

• Stan : Geez-us, who is that?

  Herbie : Eh, you take away the clothes and the make up, what do you got?

  Stan : A gorgeous, naked woman.

• Herbie : Bad tits.

  Stan : No ass.

• Herbie : You know, funerals make women really horny.

• Herbie : Weddings really turn me on.