Collision Course (1989)

Jay Leno: Detective Tony Costas

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Quotes 

• [Costas and Natsuo have broken into a suspect's house and set off the burglar alarm] 

  Investigator Fujitsuka Natsuo : Isn't someone going to hear that and call the police?

  Detective Tony Costas : No, you see in this neighborhood they don't call the police, they just yell "Turn that shit off".

• Detective Tony Costas : I'm gonna bust your ass.

  Investigator Fujitsuka Natsuo : Ah-ah. Bust my ass no good.

• Detective Tony Costas : Stop that garment bag!

• Investigator Fujitsuka Natsuo : You know your problem? You need a wife.

  [Costas grabs Natsuo and holds him on his lap] 

  Detective Tony Costas : A wife? Hey, I just think we oughtta live together for a while first.

• Detective Tony Costas : [upon revealing himself to Fujitsuka Natsuo]  Hey hey, were The Monkees!