Big Man on Campus (1989)
Allan Katz: Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga - Hunchback
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Quotes
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Dr. Webster : Well, I think the first thing we can do is get a name for you, and I think you should pick it. Now, can you think of a name that you'd like to be your name? What?
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Judy Finkel.
Dr. Webster : Well, Judy Finkel is a nice name...
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Thank you.
Dr. Webster : ...but it's a woman's name.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Okay.
Dr. Webster : Well, it's not exactly okay. You should have a man's name. Now I want you to think of a man's name, a name that you think suits you.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : William F. Buckley.
Dr. Webster : I believe there is a William F. Buckley.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Right. William G. Buckley.
Dr. Webster : I think you should have your own name, a name that is not like a famous person's.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Bob!
Dr. Webster : Bob.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga. Anyone famous named Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga?
Dr. Webster : I doubt it.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Good.
Dr. Webster : Well, Mr. Maloogalooga... loogaloogalooga... looga...
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Looga, yeah. One malooga, four loogas.
Dr. Webster : Alright. Why don't I just call you Bob?
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Don't know.
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Dr. Fisk : Who do you find more capable of examining you, Dr. Webster or Dr. Fisk?
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Dr. Fisk!
Dr. Fisk : Great, now what do you consider yourself, a wise man or a complete and total fool?
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Complete and total fool!
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Cathy : You can choose any piece of chicken you want, like a breast or thigh or wing.
Server : What can I get for you?
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Two faces.
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Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Out of the way, fruit!
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Dr. Webster : Now, do you have any questions?
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Yes, why is my face leaking?
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Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : [explaining what things do] Chair, sit on chair,
[drops chair]
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : lamp, light, pencil, draw, telephone,
[picks up receiver]
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : 411 for information, 911 for help, 976 for good time.
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Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Love conquers all! Love is what dreams are made of! Love sucks!
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Taxi Driver : You talk funny!
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : You talk funny too! Where are you from?
Taxi Driver : Transylvania!
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : That's where Pittsburgh is.
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Taxi Driver : These dogs will cost you an extra two dollars a head.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : How much for rest of their bodies?
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Diane Gerard : Ball!
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Ball!
Diane Gerard : Good! Bounce the ball!
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Bounce ball!
Diane Gerard : Good! Banana! Banana!
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Banana!
Diane Gerard : Very good!
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Bounce banana!
Diane Gerard : No!
Alex : I hope the next item isn't a hand grenade.
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Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Cathy! Cathy! Cathy! Cathy!
Alex : Keep on saying that and you'll go blind.
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Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Here's money! You keep dogs for Bob, okay?
Taxi Driver : Sure, but with money like this, I'll keep them till the cows come home.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : From where?
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Diane Gerard : What's this?
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Dress.
Dr. Webster : And who wears the dress?
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Pope.
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Diane Gerard : Does anyone have any questions?
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Uh, what part of body, this?
[points to crotch]
Diane Gerard : Oh boy.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Oh boy!
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Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : [running around naming everything] Lamp, store,
[comes upon a woman pushing a carriage]
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : baby, dress,
[lifts up the woman's skirt]
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : underpants!