Big Man on Campus (1989)
Tom Skerritt: Dr. Webster
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Dr. Webster : Well, I think the first thing we can do is get a name for you, and I think you should pick it. Now, can you think of a name that you'd like to be your name? What?
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Judy Finkel.
Dr. Webster : Well, Judy Finkel is a nice name...
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Thank you.
Dr. Webster : ...but it's a woman's name.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Okay.
Dr. Webster : Well, it's not exactly okay. You should have a man's name. Now I want you to think of a man's name, a name that you think suits you.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : William F. Buckley.
Dr. Webster : I believe there is a William F. Buckley.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Right. William G. Buckley.
Dr. Webster : I think you should have your own name, a name that is not like a famous person's.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Bob!
Dr. Webster : Bob.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga. Anyone famous named Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga?
Dr. Webster : I doubt it.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Good.
Dr. Webster : Well, Mr. Maloogalooga... loogaloogalooga... looga...
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Looga, yeah. One malooga, four loogas.
Dr. Webster : Alright. Why don't I just call you Bob?
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Don't know.
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Dr. Webster : Now, do you have any questions?
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Yes, why is my face leaking?
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Diane Gerard : What's this?
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Dress.
Dr. Webster : And who wears the dress?
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga : Pope.
