All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)

Dom DeLuise: Itchy

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• Anne-Marie : Come on, Chawhee! You can do it, it's your birthday!

  Itchy Itchiford : I don't care if it's his... his bar mitzvah. That horse is a gluepot.

• Charlie : Hey guys, waddua ya know, waddua ya say?

  Itchy Itchiford : Yeah, waddua ya say, waddua ya know?

• Charlie : Itchy, what happened to you?

  Itchy Itchiford : You want to know what happened to me? I'll tell you what happened to me. Carface happened to me, with about 50 of his thugs. Oh!

  Charlie : Itch, I'm sorry.

  Itchy Itchiford : Well, look what else happened while you were sidetracked. See that?

  [see a building on fire] 

  Itchy Itchiford : That's *our* place! You were going to fix Carface well, well he fixed us! You see boss, this whole thing's gone too far.

• Itchy Itchiford : In him there's the luck of the Irish.

  Charlie : The pride of the German.

  Itchy Itchiford : Even, he-he, a bit of Siam.

  Charlie : Siam? There's the calm of the English.

  Itchy Itchiford : The charm of the Spanish.

  Charlie : A pedigree certainly ain't what I am. So call me a mixed-up pup.

  Itchy Itchiford : You're a mixed-up pup.

  Charlie : But the only way this pup knows is up!

• Charlie : [after Itchy tells him to get ride of Anne-Marie]  Aw, Itch, now the casino's gone. We've got to start all over; we need the girl more than ever.

  Itchy Itchiford : No, boss, you're crazy! It's not business anymore, it's personal!

  Charlie : Aw, come on, Itchy. Surely it's just business, I mean...

  Itchy Itchiford : You're in love with the girl! You've got soft, you care about her!

  Charlie : [furiously annoyed]  Look, I don't care about the girl! I tell her things now and then! I pretend to be her best friend, but it's baloney!

  Itchy Itchiford : I thought I was your best friend...

  Charlie : [yells]  YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND! With her, it's just business - it's always been business! I'm USING the girl! And when we're done with her, we'll dump her in an orphanage! Is that okay with you!

  Itchy Itchiford : [chastened]  Sure, boss, anything you say.

  [sees Anne-Marie, who overheard everything] 

  Itchy Itchiford : Uh-oh...

  Anne-Marie : [crying, goes hurt]  You're not my friend... You're a bad dog!

• Charlie : Hey, wait. That looks like a water main.

  Itchy Itchiford : Naw, water mains are green. This is red!

  Charlie : Itchy, you're color blind. You've always been color blind.

  Itchy Itchiford : That's true, but this is green.

  Charlie : Its red.

  Itchy Itchiford : Red?

  [drills into pipe; outside, water bursts out of the ground, and the tunnel floods] 

• Itchy Itchiford : Charlie, let me think about this...

  Charlie : No! Don't think! From now on, I'll do the thinking!

• Charlie : [Itchy's dropping ice cream on him]  Hey cut it out, would you? What do you see up there?

  Itchy Itchiford : Mostly the backs of the buttons, but other than that...

• Itchy Itchiford : [to a horse after it scares him]  If you do that to me one more time, you are glue!

• Itchy Itchiford : I can't help it, Charlie, I always itch when I'm nervous.

  Charlie : Well don't be nervous!

  Itchy Itchiford : Just scratch this!

• Vera : Things have changed, Charlie, since you've been gone... Life hasn't been no piece of cake.

  Chihuahua Gambler : Carface ain't been treating us too good.

  Vera : Things are tough, but we carry on...

  Gambler Dog : [Charlie wins a game of craps]  Could you spare a couple of bones, for old time's sake?

  Charlie : Why settle for a couple of bones when you could have the whole bank?

  [puts the craps bones in a slot machine and breaks the bank] 

  Itchy Itchiford : Ya won the jackpot! Charlie, I'm proud of ya.

• Itchy Itchiford : Yah! Someone's got me by the tail!

  Charlie : I got you by the tail!

  Itchy Itchiford : Why don't you tell somebody you're gonna do that?

  Charlie : You know, it's not worth it being with you. It's not.

  Itchy Itchiford : Your hands are cold, too.

• Charlie : All we need now is a couple of bucks.

  Itchy Itchiford : A couple of bucks, a couple of bucks!

  Anne-Marie : A couple, a couple. Mmm, yeah! A mom and dad.

  Charlie : Yeah, sure.

• Charlie : That Carface has something up his sleeve.

  Itchy Itchiford : Yeah, a gun!

  Charlie : And when I find out what it is, I'm going to ruin him.

• Itchy Itchiford : Boss, Carface has got thugs, and they've got muscles, and knives, and he's got a monster.

  Charlie : Monster?

  Itchy Itchiford : Boss, they feed it!

  Charlie : Monster?

  Itchy Itchiford : Yes that's what I said, monster!

• Itchy Itchiford : [thinking Charlie's a ghost]  Take my 9 piece ratchet set, my oil tin! Don't go away without my Rolls Royce hood ornament!

  [hits Charlie on the head with it] 

  Itchy Itchiford : Please, I've got a bad back! Ah, don't touch!