- Kyd Thomas: I'm thinking about taking a vacation.
- Lt. Marcus: If I were you, I'd buy a bomb-proof condo in Antarctica.
- Bando: Chauncey's my abbreviator. He shortens people.
- [Chauncey takes out an axe from a suitcase]
- Kyd Thomas: That's good, that's good, 'cause I've had just about a long enough day to take you on!
- [They fight]
- [after smashing Kyd's desk, Chauncey chants merrily while waving his axe in front of Kyd's face]
- Chauncey: Give him the axe, give him the axe, where where where? Right on his neck, right on his neck, there there there.
- [laughs maniacally]
- Chauncey: I love this!
- [slaps Kyd in the face, and leaves laughing]
- Lt. Marcus: The last time I got involved with movie-people, I went home and I stuck my finger down my throat!