License to Drive (1988)
Corey Haim: Les Anderson
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Quotes
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Les : I am so dead they're going to have to bury me twice.
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Les : No thanks Dad, I already have a Mercedes.
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Les : [while chasing the drunk man in the Beatle car] I don't care what you say to the man just get him to pull over.
Charles : The man is a drunken lunatic don't you think this is a little bit dangerous.
Les : Your telling about dangerous, Charles you want to know whats dangerous. Me going home and having to explain to my father that this piece of shit is my Grandfather's Cadillac.
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Les : An innocent girl, a harmless drive. What could possibly go wrong?
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Les' DMV Examiner : Driving instructor: Now Anderson, I want you to take a good look at my cup of coffee. Now, I LOVE my coffee. It's probably the only thing I cherish on this god forsaken mud ball called Earth! What I'm trying to say, Anderson, is that most examiners rely on this clipboard...
[throws the clipboard out the window]
Les' DMV Examiner : I don't believe in that shit. What I do believe is in my cup of coffee. Now this coffee is hot. If it falls on me it'll probably burn me, right? Speak up, son!
Les : Yes, yes!
Les' DMV Examiner : And nobody likes to get burned, now do they?
Les : No, no!
Les' DMV Examiner : So it's simple: You burn me, you fail. You don't, you pass.
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Les' DMV Examiner : Last name first, first name last!
Les : Uh... Anderson... Les Anderson.
Les' DMV Examiner : Buckle up, son, it's the real world out here!
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Les : Hey dad, did you take a look at that brochure I gave you?
Mr. Anderson : Yeah.
Les : And what did you think?
Mr. Anderson : A 23,000 dollar BMW for a kid who hasn't had a job in his life... I think it's a great idea!
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Les : I'm with her!
Club Doorman : Boy, you wouldn't be with her if she was your Siamese twin. Now get lost.
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Les : I'm a free man!
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Les : While taking his license test, Les halts on a hill top, as instructed and the car behind him honks...
Les' DMV Examiner : What are you waiting for son, Christmas?
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Les : Les jams the breaks in order to prevent an accident and looks over at the instructor whose coffee cup lands in his crotch...
Les' DMV Examiner : You're in luck son... the cup... was empty...!
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Les : Not too bad for a kid without his license, huh?
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Tow Truck Driver : [while Les is on the hood of the truck] Son I driven with deer, elk, and even bears strapped to the hood of this truck. So no 65 pound sack of shit is gonna shake me a hell a differnce.
Les : Listen mister I'll give you everything I got.
Tow Truck Driver : [driver stops and Les goes flying off the hood] Just how much you talking.
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Les : Crazy? You want to talk about crazy? Crazy is ME going home, and trying to explain to my grandfather that this piece of shit is his car!
