For Keeps? (1988)

Jaclyn Bernstein: Mary Bobrucz

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Quotes 

• Stan : Why don't we just keep it.

  Mr. Babrucz : Grow up! You had a gerbil last year, you forgot to feed it, it died. This baby is going up for adoption, period.

  Donna Elliot : No. Darcy is not going to lug this baby around for nine months and get stretch marks so you could give it up to Catholic charities.

  Mary Bobrucz : Mom, what are stretch marks?

  Mr. Babrucz : Stretch marks are the badge of a real woman.

  [Mrs. Babrucz covers her face, embarrassed] 

• Mary Bobrucz : [looks at Darcy laying down in a state of depression]  Post-partum depression.

• Mrs. Bobrucz : Stay for dinner, Darcy. We have glumpkies.

  Darcy : I'd love to, but it's Thursday.

  Lou Bobrucz : Oh, yeah. French night.

  Mr. Babrucz , Stan : French night! Ooh-la-la!

  Mr. Babrucz : Come wit me to zee Casbah.

  Mary Bobrucz : What's a Casbah?

  Mrs. Bobrucz : We have French fries!

  Stan : French dressing.

  Mr. Babrucz : Ooh! Zee french toast.

  Mrs. Bobrucz : And for dessert - we've got ice cream.

  Lou Bobrucz : French vanilla.

  Mary Bobrucz : And french kissing. With gum!

  [Stan and Darcy stop chewing their gum]