A Fish Called Wanda (1988)

Jeremy Child: Mr. Johnson

Quotes 

• [Archie is caught naked by a family. He stands there, mouth agape. Then he catches the gaze of the little girl, who sees his privates. He quickly covers them with a portrait of Mrs. Johnson, which offends the family even more] 

  Mr. Johnson : What the hell are you doing?

  Archie Leach : I might ask you the same question!

  Mr. Johnson : Who are you?

  Archie Leach : What?

  Mr. Johnson : Get your clothes on!

  Archie Leach : Will you leave immediately, please?

  Mr. Johnson : What?

  Archie Leach : You're in the wrong flat. This flat belongs to Patrick Balfour, he's in Hong Kong and he lent me the key, now get out!

  Mr. Johnson : We leased it from the agents last weekend.

  [Embarrassed silence from Archie] 

  Archie Leach : Yes, well, obviously that, uh, changes things a bit. Um...