Chris Holmes: Self - W.A.S.P. Guitarist
Quotes
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Self - W.A.S.P. Guitarist : The best groupies are in Salt Lake City - and I've had four of 'em at a time.
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Self - Interviewer - Penelope Spheeris : When you were a little kid, did you want to be a rock star?
Self - W.A.S.P. Guitarist : Yes, I did. Definitely. She wouldn't let me. I go, "Mom, can I take rock guitar?" She says, "Well, no, you can't cause you - you'll turn into one of those drug infested rock stars." Ha-ha!
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Self - Interviewer - Penelope Spheeris : Do you think a rock-n-roll life style turns you into an alcoholic?
Self - W.A.S.P. Guitarist : Yes, it does.
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Self - Interviewer - Penelope Spheeris : What do you think you're going to be doing 10 years from now?
Self - W.A.S.P. Guitarist : Ten? I - I'll probably be dead. You can come see my graveyard.
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Self - W.A.S.P. Guitarist : If you can tour one year, it'll take four years off your life. You know, five, four years. Five. Ha-ha!
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Self - Interviewer - Penelope Spheeris : Do you like touring?
Self - W.A.S.P. Guitarist : Yeah, I love it. I've - I've had women, like, like, in my hotel room, four of 'em, at a time. I say, "Hey, take your draws off." And, if they don't, then I call my Security Guard next door and they come and he throws 'em right out.
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Self - W.A.S.P. Guitarist : I enjoy drinking. I just enjoy life. I - I'm the happiest son of a bitch and motherfucker there ever was.
[Chris' mom, looks on and changes her smile to a frown]
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Self - Interviewer - Penelope Spheeris : Chris, do you wish that you were a bigger - a bigger star than you are right now?
Self - W.A.S.P. Guitarist : [pouring a bottle of vodka over his face] Do I wish what?
Self - Interviewer - Penelope Spheeris : That you are a bigger star than you are?
Self - W.A.S.P. Guitarist : Um? Not really. I wish I was a smaller star. I don't - I - I don't dig being the person I am.
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Self - W.A.S.P. Guitarist : I'd rather be happy. I would rather be broke and happy, than rich and sad.
