The Accidental Tourist (1988)

Bradley Mott: Lucas Loomis

Quotes 

• Mr. Loomis : [On a plane]  I'm sorry I'm so fat. Name's Lucas Loomis.

  Macon : Macon Leary.

  Mr. Loomis : You a - Baltimore man?

  Macon : Yes.

  Mr. Loomis : Me too. Greatest city on the earth. One of these seats is not really enough for me. The stupid thing is, I travel for a living. I demonstrate software to computer stores. What do you do, Mr. Leary?

  Mr. Loomis : I write travel guide books.

  Mr. Loomis : Is that so, what kind?

  Macon : Well, guides for businessmen. People just like you, I guess.

  Mr. Loomis : Accidental Tourist!

• Mr. Loomis : I tell my wife, going with the Accidental Tourist is like going in a cocoon.