Home and Away (TV Series 1988– ) Poster

(1988– )

Ray Meagher: Alf Stewart, Alfred 'Alf' Stewart, Alfred Stewart, Alf, Gordon Stewart

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Quotes 

  • [repeated line] 

    Alf Stewart : Stone the flamin' crows!

  • Alf Stewart : One chocolate shake and a Simpson.

    Curtis Reed : A What?

    Alf Stewart : An OJ!

  • Alf Stewart : [depressed after Ailsa's death]  I don't care if the flamin' diner sinks to the bottom of the sea

  • Alf Stewart : He's as crooked as a dog's hind leg!

  • Alf Stewart : You've been drinking!

    Jesse McGregor : Look, mate, it's none of your business.

    Alf Stewart : I'll make it my flamin' business if you're gonna go out serving the customers half-sloshed!

  • [trying to put together a chair with a then-alcoholic Irene] 

    Alf Stewart : [shouting]  You couldn't read instructions if they were written a mile high in whiskey bottles, and that's saying something!

  • Alf Stewart : I'm off to see Martha.. Today!

See also

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