Street Trash (1987)

Mike Lackey: Fred

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• [after storming into Ed's liquor store, pointing a finger in Ed's face] 

  Fred : Fuck you. Gimme a bottle of booze, here's my dollar, suck my dick!

• Ed : [Sees Fred outside]  Aw, Christ...

  Fred : [Entering the liquor store]  You're a nice guy.

  Ed : Hey Fred, early bird gets the worm, hah?

  Fred : Ah, you just want my one-eyed wonder worm, Eddy.

  Ed : That one-eyed wonder worm has been dead for twenty years.

  Fred : Yeah. How's your daughter?

  Ed : Eh, you'll never know.

  Fred : Place looks cleaner than usual.

  Ed : Yeah, I swept it out once.

  Fred : Huh. So. What you got for me today?

  Ed : Today? Tenafly Viper. One buck.

  Fred : Buck - not bad. I thought you Jews usually tried to make more money than that.

  Ed : Ah, you fuckin' bastard...

• Burt : Ain't good for the image, Fred. You looked too god damn comfortable! people ain't gonna pity you no more!

  Fred : I don't know how I managed to look comfortable. Fuckin'Wizzy planted his foot halfway up my ass.

  Burt : Oh, well, he was just plantin' corn. Get it? Corn... his foot! In yo' ass! Ha ha! Hey, where's your sense of humor, boy?

  Fred : I lost it when Wizzy kicked me in the ass!