Spaceballs (1987)
Julie Pitkanen: Self-Destruct Voice
Quotes
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Self-Destruct Voice : This ship will self-destruct in twenty seconds. This is your last chance to push the cancellation button.
President Skroob : Cancellation button? HURRY!
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[Mega-Maid's computer counts down to self-destruct]
Self-Destruct Voice : Ten... nine... eight... six...
President Skroob : Six? What happened to seven?
Self-Destruct Voice : Just kidding!
President Skroob , Colonel Sandurz , Dark Helmet : [They growl in annoyance]
Self-Destruct Voice : [Skroob, Sandurz, and Helmet are mouthing the numbers alone with the recording] Six... five... four... three... two... one...
[they close their eyes and grimace]
Self-Destruct Voice : Have a nice day.
President Skroob , Colonel Sandurz , Dark Helmet : [open their eyes] Thank you.
[They close them again]
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Self-Destruct Voice : [aboard Mega-Maid] Thank you for pressing the self destruct button.
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Self-Destruct Voice : Thank you for pressing the self-destruct button. This ship will self-destruct in exactly two minutes and forty-five seconds.
President Skroob : You've got to stop it. Is there any way to stop it?
Colonel Sandurz : I can't - it's irreversible.
President Skroob : Like my raincoat!