Spaceballs (1987)

Dee Booher: Bearded Lady

Quotes 

• Dark Helmet : [Helmet is going to enter an escape pod when a fat woman reaches it first]  Hey hey hey! That's my escape pod! Who are you?

  Bearded Lady : [in gravelly voice]  I'm the bearded lady! Who are you, one of the freaks?

  [bumps Helmet away, boards the escape pod laughing] 

  Dark Helmet : [Helmet up at the window]  Wait, wait! No!

  Bearded Lady : [escape pod blasts away] 

  Dark Helmet : Come back you fat bearded bitch!

• Dark Helmet : Hey, hey, hey! That's my escape pod. Who are you?

  Bearded Lady : I am the Bearded Lady. What are you? One of the freaks?

  [pushes Dark Helmet out of the way and climbs into the escape pod] 

  Dark Helmet : Hey, hey! Come back! That's my pod. No!

  [watches the escape pod being jettisoned] 

  Dark Helmet : Come back, you fat bearded bitch!

• President Skroob : Who are you?

  Bearded Lady : I'm the Bearded Lady! Who are you, one of the freaks?