Raising Arizona (1987)

Charles 'Lew' Smith: Nice Old Grocery Man

Quotes 

• Evelle : [about the balloons he just bought]  These blow up into funny shapes and all?

  Grocer : Well no... unless round is funny.

• Grocer : [tired of counting backwards after Evelle has robbed him]  Seven hunnerd an' ninety-one... Aw, bullshit!

• [Evelle is buying diapers] 

  Evelle : You know how to put these things on?

  Grocer : Well, around the butt and up over the groin area.

  Evelle : I know WHERE they go, old timer. I just want to know if I need pins or fasteners.

  Grocer : Well, no, they got them tape-ettes already on there. It's self-contained and fairly explanatory.

• Evelle : Do they blow up in funny shapes?

  Grocer : Nope. Unless round's funny.