Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987)

Corinne Bohrer: Laura

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Quotes 

• Zed : People just don't understand me.

  Laura : Maybe if you talk slower...

  Zed : No, I mean who I am. Man, now I gotta worry about my diction too?

• Zed : [Referring to his watch]  Mickey! He's Dead! He killed him!

  Laura : I'm sure the academy will pay for it.

  Zed : No, you don't understand. It's like a sentimental thing. It was the last thing I stole before joining the academy.

• Laura : Oh, Zed. Do you think when this is all over we will still see each other?

  Zed : SHUT UP! Oh, no, not you. I m-m-m-meant the ducks!

• [Capt. Harris sees Zed and Laura goofing off in front of the academy pool] 

  Captain Harris : [on the bullhorn]  What the hell is this, cadets in heat?

  Zed : No, we were, like, just talking.

  Captain Harris : Oh, well, "just, like, talk" somewhere else. This is not a spawning pool. I want discipline. Do I make myself clear, Zed?

  [back on the bullhorn; screams] 

  Captain Harris : DISCIPLINE!

  Zed : Jerk!

  Captain Harris : [screams again]  WHAT?

  Laura : [defends Zed]  He said, "bye".

  [Harris, convinced that that's what Zed "thought" he said, proceeds away from them] 

  Zed : [to Laura]  No, I said-I said, "jerk". I think I was pretty clear. I said "jerk".

  Laura : [agrees]  Jerk. Mm-hmm.