Night of the Demons (1988)

Hal Havins: Stooge

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Quotes 

• Stooge : Eat a bowl of fuck! I am here to PARTY!

• Stooge : [pounding on the bathroom door]  Damn it bitch, c'mon! What'd you do, flush yourself down the fucking toilet or what?

• Angela : Would you listen to me? These are NOT ghosts. This house is NOT haunted, it's possessed!

  Stooge : Ha! Possessed! Man! Come on it! Who gives a shit?

  Judy Cassidy : What's the difference in possessed and haunted?

  Angela : A haunted house is a house with ghosts in it, the spirits of people who've died, but the spirits living in a house possessed never existed in human form. They've only existed in spirit form. They're pure evil. They're demons!

• Stooge : Ang, you can't really believe this place is posessed.

  Sal : Nah, just reposessed!

• Stooge : Typical... Shut up and drive BITCH!

• Stooge : [shouts]  Festering fuckwads! You cannot take this bitch anywhere, man.

• Frannie : Hey guys, how about a past life seance?

  Suzanne : A what?

  Frannie : A past life seance. You know, we all sit around, look in a mirror, and see our past lives.

  Stooge : What kind of drugs are we gonna need for this?

  Suzanne : Cool.

  [holds up her compact] 

  Suzanne : Will this do?

  Angela : I'm afraid not, Suzanne, we need one we can all look into at once.

• Angela : There's plenty of time for dancing later, now it's time for party games.

  Stooge : Yeah, we can play post orifice and you can be the stamp.

  Frannie : Don't make me ill.

  Angela : I was thinking of something a bit more in tune with the holiday.

  Sal : Like what? Bobbing for apples with razor blades in them?

  Angela : No! I was thinking more along the lines of a seance.

  Judy Cassidy : A seance?

  Helen : Isn't that a little chancy? I mean this IS Halloween, the night when all the creepy things are supposed to stalk the earth. I mean there's no telling what we'll drudge up, especially in this old place.

• Angela : Those noises we heard, there were three of them, and that awful stink, and then the chill!

  Frannie : Well it's not cold now, must've been a draft.

  Jay Jansen : Well, maybe somebody did come in.

  Helen : The odor's gone too.

  Angela : But we ALL experienced them! The noise, the stink, and the chill! They're all signs of demonic infestation.

  Frannie : Demonic what?

  Stooge : Demonic watchamacallit. I mean come on, ol' Ange here is just trying to put the ooooga booga on us, okay?

• Rodger : Whoever drew up this map must've been half blind and half retarded.

  Stooge : Sounds like Angela. Dizzy fucking bitch, man.