- Cecil "Stud" Cantrell: When God made Man, He made him outta string. He had a little left, so He made that little thing. When God made Woman, He made her outta lace. He didn't have enough, so He left that little space. Thank you, God!
- Cecil "Stud" Cantrell: Kid... let me tell you one of lifes great truths. All girls *fuck*.
- Jamie Weeks: Yeah, but this one's real religious...
- Cecil "Stud" Cantrell: When I said all girls, I meant *all girls*.