Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
Lance Guest: Michael Brody
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Quotes
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Michael Brody : [to torch-wielding welder wife Carla] I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder. I've dreamed of nothing else since I was a small boy.
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Michael Brody : Dad died of a heart attack!
Ellen Brody : No. He died from fear. The fear of it killed him.
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Michael Brody : How come it's my responsibility?
Carla Brody : Because.
Michael Brody : Oh. OK, now I understand; all you had to do was explain it. I take out the garbage... because.
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Ellen Brody : I want you to get out of the water.
Michael Brody : What?
Ellen Brody : I want you to get out of that terrible job!
Michael Brody : C'mon Mom, you can't be serious.
Ellen Brody : Damn! I'm serious.
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Michael Brody : [when the shark chases him through tunnels] JESUS CHRIST!
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Michael Brody : You can't find your ass with both hands!
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Michael Brody : I know how to tag a damn conch.
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Michael Brody : Sharp shirt, Jake.
Jake : Hey, may your sex life be as busy as your shirt.
Carla Brody : Why, thank you.
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Michael Brody : You weren't exactly a deprived kid. Think I buy that roots-rock-reggae bullshit, forget it. Cut that hair, and you're nothing but a three-piece suit.
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Jake : You know why you got no ambition?
Michael Brody : Why is that, Jake?
Jake : That's what happens when you lead a sheltered Norman Rockwell life.
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Jake : Everything's cool. You know, I'm thinkin' about yesterday. It's probably all a mistake. He was just hungry. You got that tasty look, you know?
Michael Brody : Yeah, but how come only me, though, you know?
Jake : Maybe he just like white meat.
Michael Brody : You're a funny guy, Jake.