Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
Michael Caine: Hoagie
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Quotes
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Hoagie Newcombe : [as the shark swims up to him] Oh, shit.
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Hoagie Newcombe : Bloody Hell! The breath on that thing!
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Hoagie Newcombe : [last lines, as he is leaving] When I come back, remind to tell you about the time I took 100 nuns to Nairobi!
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Hoagie Newcombe : I have an irresistible urge to kiss you, Ellen Brody.
Ellen Brody : Why?
Hoagie Newcombe : Because... it would not occur to you why.
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Hoagie Newcombe : If I go any faster this thing will turn into a flying Cuisinart and we'll all be diced into oblivion!
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Ellen Brody : I don't know why I've told you all this. I hardly know you.
Hoagie Newcombe : Sometimes talking to a stranger is easier.
Ellen Brody : I can't explain it. It's just - it's something I feel.
Hoagie Newcombe : I always listen to my feelings.
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Hoagie Newcombe : Would you risk a dance with me, madam?
Ellen Brody : You'll be sorry.
Hoagie Newcombe : So will you. I have two right feet.
Ellen Brody : That's good, 'cause I have two left.
Hoagie Newcombe : Well, that's a set.
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Hoagie Newcombe : I knew a one-armed piano player once. Took two minutes to play the Minute Waltz.
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Jake : They spend half their lives looking for food, and the other half eating it, they don't care what it is.
Hoagie Newcombe : Maybe he's got indigestion. He's already eaten my plane!
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Jake : She'll be fine, partner. She'll never find that bloody shark, man. We couldn't.
Hoagie Newcombe : It'll find her.
