Back to the Beach (1987)
Bob Denver: Bartender
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Quotes
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Skipper Jonas Grumby : We've got to shove off, little buddy.
Willy Gilligan : Oh no, not you! Not now!
Skipper Jonas Grumby : I'm sorry. It's time to go. We'll be back real soon; it's only a three-hour tour.
Willy Gilligan : It's *NEVER* a three-hour tour!
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Frankie, the Big Kahuna : [at the bar] Gimme another one, Little Buddy.
Bartender : Don't call me that. I *hate* that!
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Frankie, the Big Kahuna : You look familiar. Have we met?
Willy Gilligan : I don't think so. I've been away for a long time.
Frankie, the Big Kahuna : Where? Prison?
Willy Gilligan : No, worse then that. A tropical island in the Pacific. There were chicks there, but you couldn't touch them. Wanna hear about it?
Frankie, the Big Kahuna : No!
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Willy Gilligan : You know, I lived with a guy for years. A real genius. He could take a couple of these pineapples or a couple of coconuts with some strings and wire and make a nuclear reactor. But he couldn't fix a two-foot hole in a boat. Wanna hear the rest?
Frankie, the Big Kahuna : No!
Willy Gilligan : Maybe the Midwest is for me.