Mama is boos! (1986)
Sanne van der Noort: Jan-Julius Gisberts
Quotes
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Valentijn : [enters John and Danny's sleeping room]
John Gisberts : [to Valentijn] You should knock, kid!
Valentijn : [comes back with a breakfast, especially made for daddy and momma]
Danny Gisberts , John Gisberts : Aaah
[showing appreciation]
John Gisberts : Breakfast...
[sees a drawing of a tiger]
John Gisberts : A tiger! Your such a darling. Don't you want anything?
John Gisberts : He already had breakfast, eh? Right, Valentijn?
Valentijn : I want a dog!
John Gisberts : No, they stink and shit everywhere.
Danny Gisberts : A telegram from your daughter.
[opens it and reads, partly Italian]
Danny Gisberts : Congratulazione, 20 years of marriage. Incredibile. Madelon, Dennis and little Gino.
John Gisberts : [gets an egg] An egg!
[tries to break the shell with a spoon. Then tries to hit the egg on a saucer. But the egg doesn't break, it is the saucer that does]
John Gisberts : [screaming] That fake egg again! Leave it in the chicken coop! I have told you that 100 times.
Valentijn : [angry] Jan-Julius got it, not me, dick!
Danny Gisberts : [condemning Valentijn's behaviour] Noh!
John Gisberts : Jan-Julius...
[stands up, hits the ceiling lamp with his head]
Danny Gisberts : John, control yourself!
John Gisberts : Shit!
[walks to Jan-Julius's room]
Danny Gisberts : John!
Jan-Julius Gisberts : [hiding a porn magazine]
John Gisberts : Good morning!
[got hit by that room's door]
John Gisberts : Happy anniversary, etc. etc. When you get the eggs, leave the stone egg in the chicken coop. Unless you do it on purpose. Put it back!
[throws the egg to Jan-Julius]
Jan-Julius Gisberts : [catches the egg] The chicken will be sitting on a stone, thinking it will become a chick. A bitch doesn't carry a big rock around for 9 months either.