Kin-dza-dza! (1986)

Nina Ruslanova: Galina Borisovna - the vice-Dean at Earth

Quotes 

• Gedevan Aleksandrovich : So I could not return any sooner than 6 years.

  Galina Borisovna - the vice-Dean at Earth : That's all good, Gedevan Aleksandrovitch, but those are just words. Where is the proof that you returned from outer space, and did not sell the violin, as Professor Rogozin claims, and didn't spend all this time at the disco in Gagras?

  Gedevan Aleksandrovich : Here is a mineral. Here is a tchatl. Here is the tsak. The nut and the sand I gave to the dean's secretary with a note, for her to send it to UNESCO.

  Galina Borisovna - the vice-Dean at Earth : To where?

  Gedevan Aleksandrovich : UNESCO.

  Galina Borisovna - the vice-Dean at Earth : Guedevan Alexandrovitch, you are a grown man. You study for one semester and disappear for years. Then come back with a... pebble, a shard of caucasian pottery, and a fishing line bell. Yet you pretend to... And also, if you have musical talent, why weren't you participating in the amateur artistic activities? You'll excuse me, Fiddler, but this is elementary k'u!