Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)

Ed Herlihy: Mr. Buxton

Quotes 

• Mr. Buxton : [after Pee-wee and Francis wrestle in the bathtub and Pee-wee is trying to open a window]  Pee-wee, Pee-wee! What is going on here?

  Pee-wee Herman : He's a thief! He stole my bike!

  Francis : You liar! I swear I didn't do it, Dad!

  Mr. Buxton : Pee-wee, this is a serious accusation. Do you have any proof?

  Pee-wee Herman : Well, not exactly.

  Mr. Buxton : Pee-wee, the Buxtons are not thieves. Just look at him.

  [Francis gives a sad puppy face] 

  Mr. Buxton : He couldn't have stolen your bike. He hasn't left this house since yesterday. We've been setting up Francis' birthday plans all day.

  Pee-wee Herman : Gee, I guess I was wrong. We don't have to involve the authorities in this matter, do we, Mr. Buxton? It was an honest mistake, and I'm very sorry.

  Mr. Buxton : Well... I still think you should apologise to Francis, and then I want to see the two of you shake hands.

  Pee-wee Herman : I'm sorry, Francis.

  [Shakes his hand, and reaches for his trick gum] 

  Pee-wee Herman : Here, would you care for some gum?

  [Francis takes a piece of trick gum] 

  Pee-wee Herman : Would you like some, Mr. Buxton?

  Mr. Buxton : Oh, thank you.

  Pee-wee Herman : Spearmint or fruit?

  Mr. Buxton : Uh, fruit please.

  [Takes a piece of trick gum] 

  Pee-wee Herman : [leaving]  Well... goodbye!

  Mr. Buxton : Goodbye.

  Francis : You do believe me, don't you, Dad?

  [as Francis chews the spearmint trick gum, the saliva in his mouth turns black. Mr Buxton screams as he realizes his own fruit trick gum is spicy] 

• Mr. Buxton : Francis, we are breaking the door down now!

• Mr. Buxton : [shouting]  Francis, what's going on in there?