Edward Blackoff: Biology Teacher
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Quotes
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[the students listen to their biology teacher talk about the human digestive system]
Biology Teacher : So, to review... the solid waste, those nutrients not absorbed by the lining of the stomach, the large intestine, the small intestine, and the alimentary canal, are passed down through the colon.
[Ron makes a farting sound as the rest of the students chuckle]
Biology Teacher : Liquid nutrients are then carried through an elaborate system of filtering, aided by the pancreas, liver, and gall bladder or collected in the gall bladder to be expelled at a later time.
[another student makes a gagging sound as the students laugh some more]
Biology Teacher : And, this entire process has kept moving through the circulatory system... the center of which is...
Biology Teacher : [the biology teacher drops a human heart on the desk] The heart.
Ron Grady : [Ron yells out] Yeah!
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[Jesse wakes up from a nightmare in class and screams in his biology class as a snake wraps itself around him]
Biology Teacher : [the teacher removes the snake off Jesse] If you want to play with animals, Mr. Walsh, join the circus.
[the students all laugh]
