Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
Mel Gibson: Mad Max
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Quotes
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Max : I've got skills, I could trade them.
The Collector : Sorry, the brothel's full.
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Aunty Entity : And what did you do before all this?
Max : I was a cop, a driver.
Aunty Entity : But how the world turns. One day, cock of the walk. Next, a feather duster.
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Max : I ain't Captain Walker. I'm the guy who carries Mr. Dead in his pocket.
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Max : I don't know anything about methane.
Aunty Entity : You can shovel shit can't you?
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Max : Thunderdome. How do I get in there?
Aunty Entity : That's easy. Pick a fight!
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The Collector : Perhaps you've got something to trade after all.
Max : Keep talkin'
The Collector : Twenty-four hours of your life, in return, you'll get back what was stolen.
Max : Sounds like a bargain.
The Collector : It's not. It's the law.
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Aunty Entity : We call it Underworld. That's where Bartertown gets its energy.
Max : What, oil? Natural gas?
Aunty Entity : Pigs.
Max : You mean pigs like those?
Aunty Entity : That's right.
Max : Bullshit!
Aunty Entity : No. Pig shit.
Max : What?
The Collector : Pig shit. The lights, the motors, the vehicles, all run by a high-powered gas called methane. And methane cometh from pig shit.
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Max : [Max recognizes Jedediah] YOU!
Jedediah the Pilot : Me?
Max : You, it's your lucky day!
Jedediah the Pilot : It is?
Max : Uh huh. You've got a plane.
Jedediah the Pilot : I have?
Max : [Outside, a plane is being started] It might just save your life.
Jedediah the Pilot : It will?
Max : Uh huh.
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Aunty Entity : This is no enemy. It's almost family.
Max : Oh, I see, real civilized!
Aunty Entity : The reasons don't concern you, only the conditions. Do you want the deal or not?
Max : Mmm
[nods in agreement]
The Collector : The first is, no one knows you're working for Aunty. You hit him, you go. The second is, it's a fair fight. The third is, it's to the death.
Max : Who's the bunny?
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Max : The first place you'll find is a sleaze-pit called Bartertown. Now if the earth doesn't swallow you up first, that place sure as hell will!
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Jedediah the Pilot : We're not gonna make it.
Max : We haven't got any choice.
Jedediah the Pilot : between them and us, there isn't enough runway.
Max : There will be.
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Blackfinger : [trying to disarm Max' booby trapped vehicle] I'll disconnect the battery!
Max : I wouldn't do that.
Master : Who you?
Max : Me Max.
Master : You smart.
Max : That's my vehicle.
Master : Disarm!
Max : How much?
Master : No trade! Do!
Max : [turns and walks away]
Master : [to Blaster] FETCH!
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Max : You!
Jedediah the Pilot : Me?
Max : It's your lucky day!
Jedediah the Pilot : It is?
Max : You've got a plane!
Jedediah the Pilot : I have?
[plane motor starts outside]
Max : It just might save your life!
Jedediah the Pilot : It will?
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Max : You!
Jedediah the Pilot : Me?
Max : You've got a plane!
Jedediah the Pilot : I have?
Max : It just might save your life!
Jedediah the Pilot : It will?