Splash (1983)
Eugene Levy: Walter Kornbluth
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Quotes
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Walter Kornbluth : I'm really a nice guy. If I had friends you could ask them.
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[repeated lines]
Walter Kornbluth : What a week I'm having!
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Dr. Ross : Tomorrow I want to see how she interacts with other marine life, then we'll be ready for the internal examination.
Walter Kornbluth : Internal examination?
Dr. Ross : Of course, I want to study her pulmonary system, reproductive organs, everything.
Walter Kornbluth : Doctor Ross, are we considering how the subject is responding to the examination procedures?
Dr. Ross : I'm considering everything.
Walter Kornbluth : Oh yes, I'm sure you are Doctor Ross. How stupid of me! But let me ask you this, are you considering the possibility that you might be a sadistic pig?
Dr. Ross : While we are baring our souls, Mr. Kornbluth, I must honestly tell you I have never considered you a man of science. You're not a member of my team. Run along, Walter. See if you can't find a unicorn.
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Walter Kornbluth : I suppose you're just some harmless beachcomber who happens to wear a TUXEDO.
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Walter Kornbluth : I was right! Behold the mermaid!
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Allen : I didn't even LIKE you when I first met you.
Walter Kornbluth : NOBODY likes me when they first meet me.
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Dr Zidell : What's happened to you? You were the brightest student in my class. True, emotionally you were twelve years old.
Walter Kornbluth : I was twelve years old.
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Madison : Allen...
[Allen and Kornbluth look back to see the Marines approaching them]
Walter Kornbluth : MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVE!
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Walter Kornbluth : There is a mermaid in New York City.
Dr Zidell : Oh... oh... sure... sure... y-you mean this... this... this "naked girl"? How come she's got legs?
Walter Kornbluth : She has legs out of the water, she has fins in the water. You taught me that, Dr. Zidell, don't you remember? You taught me all the legends.
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Walter Kornbluth : Hey B B brain!
Claude : Yeah
Walter Kornbluth : You see this hose? This is so I can breath!
Claude : Uh huh.
Walter Kornbluth : You wanna get your chair off it!
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Mr. Ambrose : [sees Kornbluth, disguised as a waiter, with his arm in a cast] Do you have a broken arm?
Walter Kornbluth : No. No, it's fractured in 16 places.
Mr. Ambrose : Why are you here?
Walter Kornbluth : [thinking of a lie] Union sent me.
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Claude : Hey, Mr. Cornbeef?
Walter Kornbluth : Kornbluth!
Claude : Watcha lookin' for down there? Buried treasure?
Walter Kornbluth : Wanna know what I'm looking for? Boys? I'll tell ya. *None of your Goddamned business! That's what I'm looking for!* Get outta my way!
[he dives off the ship and into the water]
Claude : [to Junior] Let's pee down his air hose.
